Monday, 12 February 2007

Zee Germans...

"Don´t mention the war (or the Tango) - zee Germans are here!" It´s unbelivable, but you really meet my fellow countrymen everywhere - especially here in BA!!! Maybe it has to do with the population/squarekilometers in Germany with about 231/sq. km (Norway has about 12-15/sq. km). It seems almost like the German government allows grants to BA emmigrants - so it gets less crowed in the good old Bundesrepublik. Problem is - now there are as many Germans tango immigrants in Argentina as the inhabitant/square kilometer ratio in Norway!

I haven´t been talking so much German the last two years - like here in a week's time. But it has its positive sides, too. I found myself a nice dancing partner from the Freiburg area ... home sweet home...

Saturday, 10 February 2007

Neo-Jugendstil

















Neo-Jugenstil artwork at DNI.

The Tango World...

The tango world is pequeño - indeed very little! Three days ago I met two Swedish milongueros from Östersund (just a little to the right on the map of Trondheim). An after a little chat we found out that we had been to the same tangofestival i the past fall of 2006. Not enough with this - today, I met the first Norwegian couple, living in Fredrikstad. They just arrived, so there was lots to talk about: where to go, where and what to buy, who to have private lessons with... And of course we found a link, too. The couple had been to a class of Stein Erlend and Ingrid, two of Trondheim´s instructor couples, during a festival in Oslo. Crazy, ain´t it?

As the tango world is little -Buenos Aires the capital of tango, still is too big for me with all it´s tempting offers... To get my head over water, i decided to stick with one school (or two). Otherwise I´d lose my fragile sanity! DNI has buena onda - good vibes - with nice and good teachers (good enough for me at least). Though I wonder what my fellow dancers in Trondheim will say, when I get back with a "internalized" DNI-style. We´ll see... Tangobrujo is the other school I took a closer look at. There my first lesson was rather mind-twisting. The´profesores asked me to dance the women steps, while I still had to lead as a man... Do you get it? Well, I had the same problems understanding/doing it! Still, fun it was!

Per e-mail a shoe order just flew in - a lady´s shoe. As if buying shoes for myself wasn´t difficult enough. But I guess, I asked for Jack-Ass-requests... We´ll see how it goes with the black, 8,5-9,0 cm heels with heel cap and open toe :-)

As for private lessons... which are incredibly cheap here (compared to Norway) - my bank account recently told me not to... Cuba has been even more expensive than I dared to think... "With a little (big) help from a friend", to quote Joe Cocker - I am not in the need to sell my body to the pretty Argentinian women or worse... unshaved men! Thank´s again, amigo. You saved my ass! (Pardon my French!!!)

In 30 minutes the next class awaits me - with twisty turns, heavy weight-shifts, and rapidly moving feet. Then at around midnight, it´s time for Club Sunderland - a classy, consevative milonga. But who knows... this is life in the fast lane - and plans change within seconds!

Abrazos desde BA!

16th floor



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Thoughts & Observations

"Marriage is Russian Roulette..." says my taxi driver, with a smile. He is old, his face marked of the good old times. He must know. And somehow, marriage must have something in common with tango lessons. Every time I join a new class, every time I learn from a different teacher - I got to do it differently. Taking classes is Russian roulette, too. You never know what´s gonna happen! I wonder what my tango folks in Trondheim will say when I´ll get back, disoriented as I am now...

Talking about women... God made the Argentinian woman quite tall in average. He must have done this so guys my hight can dance tango cheek to cheek all night with these ladies, without getting backproblems! As to the Argentinian men... they are compared to the Argentinian women rather small of size. I asked a guy form Belgium why it was like this - and I couldn´t have asked a more competent expert on this: "They are small, so we tall Europeans have got a marked here!".

When I was living in Trondheim as an Au-Pair, we had a maid. It was a pleasure comming home and everything was clean! But that´s a long time ago and I had to wash and clean my flat myself ever since. Lucky me, here in BA a maid is included in the apartment. And you know what? They don´t just clean the floor - she did my bed, changed my towels and even washed up the dishes. So my advice - sell your home, buy an apartment in BA, get a maid - and you even save the dishwasher!

Alcohol and dancing tango doesn´t mix well. Norway and alcohol prices don´t mix well either! Here a liter of beer costs 20 kr. = 2,5 euro. Life sucks!

Palacio Barolo

This is the nice little palace I was talking about earlier... Mi Buenos Aires Querido...

Wednesday, 7 February 2007

High up under the BA sky

Still owning only a pair of shorts for the playa - today is the day to buy some more comfortable pants or shorts. The only problem my big fat ass. In lot's of stores my size seems to be sold out, or more probable, they never thought of ordering this size in the first place. Off course some shops sell "tents" but they either look horrible, or do not fit the purpose...

Without pantalon-success, I try to meet two Canadian milongueras (female tango dancers) at DNI, a tango school in the center. Due to German planning I have 4 minutes to get from inside the taxi to class. Too bad, the taxi driver dropped me of at another school - problem is... I don't know it, yet. I ask at the reception which sends me up 4 floors. No class before next week, I get told. So down to the reception again... Now I get the feeling the receptionist doesn't understand me, but when asking and asking again it becomes clear: she doesn´t have a clue what´s going on in this house! Out on the street again. I talk to a girl, who looks like a dancer. She sends me to another house - that of course is not the right one either. But it seems the lady had good intentions, at least.

In the end I arrive 28 minutes late for class... Why? Well, after running around like an idiot following all the helpful information - I enter an internet café to check the address again (that I must have left in the taxi). By now I am 3,5 blocks away from DNI. The house number is the only sign (!) that indicates DNI´s existance. And and I get a Cuba flashback... Anyway, I survive the class, not hurting anybody physically, appart from my ego which doesn't get over the fact that I never really manage the dubble giro with the tripple sacada and a back-breaking kinky stopp pluss the turn in directions... or whatever it is supposed to be...

But at least, I do meet the Canadians, who heard about a 'vernissage' of Tango Moda clothes combined with a practica (a training type of thing - much less formal than a milonga, where etiquette is very strict) on top of a penthouse close by. The five of us jump in a taxi, and when we get thrown off, we can't believe we have been dropped off at the right place. An entrance, big enough to drive a firefighters truck right through, awaits us. Marble is all around us, and the jugendstil ornaments adds the very special flavour to this building. On an open-air terrasse we are welcomed with a glass of wine - 16 floors above the streets of Buenos Aires - which at 10 p.m. are covered in the colors of the night. The view is incredible, high up under the BA sky. The ambiente is trés chic with music, wine and tango dancing - and I find myself a pair of pants by Tango Moda, that sit like the wedding ring on the finger of a newly married bride - perfect! Oh, I forgot to mention, at DNI they also have nice pants - which I just couldn´t resist from buying... Two pairs in one night - the pants problem is worked out!

The night ends at Practica X, where I even manage to ask a local lady to dance with me. While I dance a way in total connection with her - she never stops laughing... Well, at least my dancing didn´t make her cry, right!? Personally, I think she´s just a positive and happy girl ;-)

Buenas noches, queridos!

Ojalá the rain starts pooring down on me!

BA is addictive - many come back several times. Some even for several month.

Tango is addictive - many don't have any other hobbies, don't talk about other things, practise day in and day out. Some only talk to tango-ed people. And - they buy shoes! Many pairs of them. I always laughed at them for having so many pairs. Well, not anymore, I don't... At least I don't have the right to anymore.

It's yesterday. I follow one more order of my tango profesores L&L: Go, buy shoes at Ar-Sil! I Hate buying shoes. They never fit, I don't like the colors, they are too expensive! There is always a reason to be annoyed when buying shoes. But this time, it's different! At Ar-Sil the shoes are tailor-made. No more compromises between the shorter left foot and the narrower right one. I get messured, and then it comes! "Señor, pick style and colores, por favor". Jesus, Mr. Can't-Decide has to pick... It takes me ages... What kind of leather? Which color? Wing tips, or no schnick schnack at all? Well, in the end, it's two pairs - one a bit more in classic black style (taco 3), another pair in brown with two different types of leather (taco 2). Here we go - a new shoe fetishist is born! But I doesn't end here.

The bells ring in my mind and Lars says: "... and if you think you need shoes to practise - go to...". I'll take that one as an order as well... Off to Riobamba #10, 10th floor - where a neighbour of Fabio Shoes tells me, that the shoes are too expensive, bad in quality and ugly. "But I don't really know, I don't dance tango", she goes on. "Yeah right", I think to myself, turn around and open the door to Fabio. There I find another pair - just like made for my feet. And off to the next shop!

6 steps out of Riobamba #10 it monsoons down on me. I get soaked - my other shopping plans are being washed away - for now. Thanks God, the rain started pooring down on me!!!

Tuesday, 6 February 2007

Feeling stupid in BA

I felt stupid in many places - but I can't recall such a concentration of "feeling stupid" i one place, ever!

The language... it seems like the people understand my Spanish more or less - the other way around it's a clear "less". It must be the Italian twist in the accent here - which gets me totally confused. For example, in a shop my simple reply "Si" to the lady at the register, caused her to take away the bags with the goods I just bought. Frantically I tried to get them back. And WOW, what a look I got of the woman, while trying! I guess she didn't take me for a bloody turist at first... And how should I have known, that the supermarkeds her offer home delivery!??

Or the story in San Telmo (a bit like Montmartre in Paris without the hills)... where you find tango dancers and musicians in the streets. During a guided tour by la panameña and her friends, we went to eat at a restaurant that offered a free tango show. Everything was just perfect. Listening to the music, seeing the dancers do their thing... But then, after a plate of pasta and a nice Wiener Schnitzel Argentinian style, somebody tapped me on my back. It was the lady dancer, who had just performed. After telling her I had a broken foot, that I was blind on one eye, and didn't have rythm anyway, she dragged med up onto the stage. Here I was and everybody was watching... At that point, I hadn't seen a dancefloor in about 3 month. Now, how stupid do you think I felt!?!! That wasn't really the way I had imagined my first dance with an Argentinian women in BA! But I guess, the setting never is a 100 % perfect...

And there are more stories - like the one a day after at my first practica (Villa Malcom) when a Canadian dancer asked me: "Oh, so I am your first one...." Ha... Haha... Not easy beeing a legal alien in BA...

Close to Heaven...

In the Lonely Planet, one can read: An Argentinean asks a Spaniard: "Which country is closest to Heaven?" The Spaniard replies a bit pissed off: "Argentina, I suppose...". "No", goes the Argentinean, "It's Uruguay!" *

As told, I followed the orders of my tango instructors L&L to find myself a place to live in Palermo. And now I know why! Palermo must be the gate to Heaven. Here you'll find everything you can ask for! Cafés, little squares, restaurants, massage/alternative medicine institutes and shops, shops, shops - of all kinds, in sizes, with the oddest things you can imagine! I wonder if one of the L's went mad here in the shops, while the other L seriously started to worry about the budget. At least - I do worry about mine!

But of course there are other parts of town, too - not less tempting...


* For the ones who didn't get it, please check the map.

Saturday, 3 February 2007

BA-Hurdles

One the plane from Panama City to Buenos Aires (BA) I wonder how the whole show will go down in the big mentrople in the South of this Great Continent. In order not to get ripped off in the very beginning (maybe movies like Nine Queens aren´t the best thing to watch before you go to BA) I start a converstion with a young lady from Panama, studying in BA. Jovana assures me she´d help me when we´d get there. And she ain´t a liar, I tell you!
So anyway, transport problem is solved. Housing is worse; the agency I contacted to rent an apartment from never answered my request...
After a 8 hours flight and a non-stop-talking-woman from Honduras, Jovana and I take a cab togther. At 4:50 a.m., she directs the taxista to a hotel she stayed at, during her frist night in BA. But of course - it´s booked out. so are the next two we check. In the end, my friendly companion is sick of the game and offers me to crash at her place. Gladly, I accept. When arriving at Jovana´s, her flat mates get up - kiss us on the cheeks and fall asleep again... and so do we.
Too early, I wake up, it´s hot already and the clock doesn´t even show 10 a.m. It worse than in Cuba - a lot worse. When Jovana, now my guide in town, and I head for the rental agency - I am dying in my long pants and 23 kilo on my back.
At the agency I am able to rent an apartment in Palermo (Soho) for slightly more than I hoped for, but with a bit better standard. The only problem: I can´t really pay the rent - and nobody in this world is able to help me :-( The withdrawl at banks is limited to 2/3 of the total costs. But after some discussion and promisses, I get the appartment anyway. When I finally can enter mi casa, it´s 7 p.m. After moving in and some shopping (there´s a new chef in town!), I´ll head for the pool party at one´s of Jovana´s friends house.

Life in BA so far has been good to me - at 2 a.m. I hit the sack. The first BA-hurdles are overcome. Tomorrow I´ll take it easy - I´ll get to know the neigborhood, plan the tango adventure, take some pictures and do my blog chores. And that´s where I am now. You are up-to-date! Thanks for reading! Abrazos desde Buenos Aires!

Half the fun

is over... And it´s time for a Cuba-Conclusion:

Wow, this is hard! It´s been to weeks in hell and back - as well as in paradise. First of all and conclusion 1: I won a friend - no doubt about that. We didn´t know each other much - about 30 hours in total - spread over about a 16-month time. Well, it´s been a blast with the Tomy! Seems like the more the oppresion of the Cuban system got to us - the the more we bonded. If I´ll ever go back to Cuba - it´s gotta be with the DUDE.

The "allways happy Cubans"... To be honest - I met more desperate, impolite, and unmotivated Cubans then happy and energetic ones. Many where desperate to get the Convertable Peso (CUC), which is so neccesary for survival. Many were impolite and hostile (if you didn´t give them the CUC they begged for, if you didn´t buy the crap they tried to sell to you, if you didn´t invite them for a drink, or didn´t want to buy the hooker they would have liked to oranize for you). Living and working in the Cuban system isn´t motivating - everybody get´s the same - no mather how they do their job, it seems like. Some went out of their way for us (or better - where service-minded) - like Miguel our favorite bar keeper at the hotel St. John´s. Ohters tried to f*** us over at any possible moment - like the security gard at the same hotel, oranizing "cheap" taxi fares for us - which were between 25 and 50 % more expensive (too bad we never fell for that grey ghost), or the waiter at the air port, who wouldn´t even bother to return the change which was 25 % of the whole amount he got from me.
BUT of course there were the people which smiled, who where helpful and and friendly, where money (almost) was secondary: the black marked cigar dealer for example, who invited us to his wife´s birthday party and our guarding angel in Viñales, plus a few more. Conclusion 2: The myth of the "always happy and friendly Cubans" is: BUSTED. And why should they be? Education and free health services still don´t fill the belly. And, how friendly can you get, when contact with the tourists is unwanted by the State?

Cuban food: We got severed things we odered, and things we didn´t order. We paid too much, and made bargins. We had creative chefs and chefs which problably never even heard of the word creative. Conclusion 3: The Creolian kitchen is a good one - but it takes a bit luck as well as trail and error to find the kitchens which are capable or interested of delivering the good Creolian kitchen. My tip: Bring your own spices - I mean it! And give them away before you leave. Eat at "Julia´s" and "Bar Monserate" in Havana Vieja and hit the local-peso pizza-joint at the corner on St. Rafael about 3 blocks far from hotel Inglaterra away from from the oldtown.

Conclusion 4: Bringing along presents for children was luggage weight well spent! It was indescribable to see the kids smiling, or the uncertain looks as if an angel with a gringo-look just had fallen from the sky. It´s the children´s thankful smiles with made up for the behavior of many desillusioned, hard struck adults in the Cuban society.

Conclusion 5: Communication is a luxury in Cuba. The internet is expensive for us - and must be unaffordable for locals. Blogging is a major effort but as Kjartis correctly comments: "to keep us readers envious.... Must be half the fun!". By the way, did you know that: 1 SMS costs a Cuban one CUC. That is the17th part of our Viñales tour guide´s monthly salary...

Political discussions - yes, we had them. Usually the were possible when there was only one Cuban around; came another and the topic changed... I talked to one women in particular which was as open as can be. She could point out the good things the revolution has brought to the pueblo: education, health services, less illiteracy than in Italy, zero violence etc. But the lack of freedom of speech and travel, two currencies which make the local´s life very difficult, etc she was very open about, too. Other Cubans had a more one-sided preception - either for or against the whole thing. To my question "What do you think will happen when Fidel ..." - I once got: "Nobody knows - maybe it gets worse!?". Conclusion 6: Cuban politics and the system - there is no easy answer found. It´s many shades of grey and there are several "democracies" which work worse than socialism in Cuba. There are winners in the society - but there are many losers too, and it´s unsettling not to have the answer, not being able to help or change as much as you´d want to.

Blessed to be able to live in Norway, I guess I am a bit spoiled. Still, have to say - the beauty of the island touched my soul, not to mention the sun which made up for so many dark days back home. I love the island´s features - and in terms of nature I wouldn´t think twice if I´d get a free ticket to Cuba one day! Conclusion 7: Cuba´s nature is a pearl!

Conclusion rum: There is only one rum produced in Cuba - Havana Club! Forget Barc... What´s the name again? And Bucanero i quite a drinkable beer, too!

Conclusion 9: I don´t have the conclusion for everything! But a last noe... there is:

Would I go back? Well, Conclusion 10: Yes, I could imagine to visiting Cuba again. But I guess, that would be after a regime change - and then I wonder if the reason might contain a touch of soical pornography... To put it that way: I´d rather recommend people to visit other Latin-American countries, if they never have been to the Americas - countries like Mexico, Peru or Ecuador. And of course, there is Argentina - I have to write that because that´s where I am now - and the owner of the internet cafe, makes me do it ;-)


Yes, Cuba has certainly been my most controverse trip ever, a 2-weeks rolercoaster. I am glad I did it. I am glad I had good company, I am glad didn´t get sick - and I am glad it´s over.

Buenos Aires - awaits me with it´s over 14 millions within the city limits, el tango - scares the sh*t out of me. And I already got a story to tell, beginning on the plane from Panama City...